don’t insult al capone SCORE 28
every segment on the news SCORE 13
excuse me, this is America SCORE 13
i’d like to speak to the manager SCORE 15
I’m saying it. It’s cold outside SCORE 28
supersize it SCORE -4
you see, the day i was born SCORE 10
scary fish! SCORE 7
turtle magic ritual SCORE 15
a cat wrote this SCORE 7
is this satire? SCORE 14
it’s spicy, you wouldn’t like it SCORE 17
i’ve finally found my true self SCORE 13
a very small dog SCORE 15
slap them SCORE 12
because it did break on its own SCORE 15
working cat SCORE 20
you are charcuterie SCORE 11
did i stutter? SCORE 12
it’s perfect SCORE 21
new slurs for british people SCORE 18
i like bananas SCORE 9
diet starts when stress stops SCORE 16
i like you better with your legs still attached SCORE 11
what did you think was going to be in there? sugar? SCORE 13
stuck in the middle with you SCORE 16
must. hold. it. together SCORE 13
you saw nothing! SCORE 17
enjoy your party! SCORE 12
cats find a way SCORE 23
always right or pleasantly surprised SCORE 22
zero traction SCORE 11