it’s never too early to have the dui talk SCORE 21
alexa turn my feelings off SCORE 11
nature’s baseball SCORE 8
rats love tiny cars SCORE 39
luminous butt bucket SCORE 21
dog bites everything SCORE 23
the ‘h’ in ghost SCORE 31
species and age, please SCORE 40
blessed mac and cheese SCORE 8
snipped it in the butt SCORE 28
buying goosebumps at the scholastic book fair SCORE 27
saying no to things punch card SCORE 42
pupils dilate SCORE 43
the dishes… again SCORE 27
see you tomorrow SCORE 27
roger roger SCORE 14
we are the math problem SCORE 36
it’s okay to compliment your fellow man SCORE 42
what we want vs what we get SCORE 18
the hobbit generation SCORE 36
battle snake SCORE 26
the problem with talking about my feelings SCORE 19
true love is holding hands with a burrito SCORE 19
potato shaped SCORE 10
if only there was a logical explanation SCORE 24
overthinking your overthinking SCORE 20
at least there are cats SCORE 20
dog begging for boiling water SCORE 26
trying to discipline a cat SCORE 23
my preferred sunscreen is a house SCORE 35
zebra drawn chariot SCORE 20
dad’s ravioli SCORE 6
