I love clapping like a seal SCORE 129
hurp de hurrrp SCORE 64
Mark Hamill replied to my tweet the other day on my new Landspeeder! SCORE 143
Joe Kinan was horribly burned in the 2003 Station nightclub fire, which killed his girlfriend Karla and 99 other people. Here he is in 2014, smiling with his newborn daughter, Hadley. SCORE 130
Identifying with fictional characters SCORE 143
Sarg, it won’t fit!… SCORE 76
One of life’s great questions SCORE 60
My son accidentally left his favorite stuffed animal, Hamilton, on my dad’s farm. My dad had a little fun making a story out of it. SCORE 161
This is called a hole punch cloud, and its got a rainbow going through it SCORE 92
…so stick to eating only that portion? SCORE 67
It’s that time of year… SCORE 38
Medical alphabet. SCORE 81
That would be /so cool SCORE 67
That’s no way to live! SCORE 80
"I don’t mean to bother you but could I get a signature please?" SCORE 118
Smooth AF SCORE 101
I will eat your soul. SCORE 141
This is heartbreaking SCORE 76
I didn’t get the FEMA alert today. SCORE 31
Can not unsee. SCORE 103
Sometimes I wonder who the real boss is around my house. SCORE 68
huh… $43 M… SCORE 97
The mayor of San Juan who was recently attacked for allegedly wanting everything done for her. SCORE 152
#stopit SCORE 98
UPS driver has a sense of humor SCORE 99
Everything is a cover-up SCORE 137
How Your Body Works SCORE 129
Old Habits SCORE 81
STAAAAAHP!!! SCORE 119
The Perfect Metaphor For My Life SCORE 123
Nothing beats having a beautiful, half-crazy woman by your side SCORE 86
Like a Bull in a China Shop SCORE 142
