More breadsticks please. SCORE 12
Life is a joke and you’re the punch line. SCORE 25
Sloooowwwww gato. SCORE 21
There’s probably a judge out there who would hear it… SCORE 9
I wonder how many calories are burned washing hands… SCORE 18
Technically you give a little fuc… SCORE 24
He has never felt so empowered. SCORE 30
Bless each other PRN. SCORE 28
Issa side quest. SCORE 24
This is not the cake you’re looking for… SCORE 19
Steal the world! SCORE 21
Gotta same ’em all. SCORE 30
Do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars… SCORE 24
Career options are actually pretty limited… SCORE 26
Gonna be a few yet, bub. SCORE 30
sent via FAX SCORE 15
Well he’s not wrong. SCORE 22
Dolly Parton just help cure AIDS, basically. SCORE 29
Letter sent by A Singaporean Principal before exams SCORE 26
RIP yahoo answers SCORE 28
HHHGGGEEEERHHHRRRRR SCORE 22
2022 me has a familiar vibe about it. SCORE 20
hello little friend SCORE 20
Get this kid an [f]ork! SCORE 7
George Washington’s military trunk bed used during the Revolutionary War, circa 1775 SCORE 27
Everybody loves an origin story. SCORE 20
Do the blink! SCORE 23
I’ll scratch your back if you scratch mine SCORE 24
Use Banana leaves as natural packaging to reduce plastic use, please. SCORE 27
Default to death, generally. SCORE 17
*have SCORE 16
The Office cameos SCORE 12