en garde SCORE 22
you’re hired SCORE 22
ah yes, the 15-years post-puberty teenager SCORE 31
well…that does increase the chance of being remembered SCORE 26
playing hard to get SCORE 18
every. damn. time. SCORE 16
here, have these cookies SCORE 18
one person’s trash… SCORE 16
that moment when netflix causes self reflection SCORE 12
check in on your friends, send them memes <3 SCORE 21
the answer is “yes” SCORE 16
FYI: SCORE 22
you tell ’em, gerald! SCORE 17
someone has to give stimulating conversation SCORE 30
guess we’ll never know SCORE 27
i hope she didn’t leaf us for good SCORE 22
debating whether you should lay back down or muster up the energy to get moving SCORE 12
truly ahead of her time SCORE 25
cringe in the future SCORE 15
“f”, “L”, “plus ratio” – “twitter for android” SCORE 12
time to sleep for 800 years SCORE 18
perfect imitation, george! SCORE 28
here, enjoy my people’s brains SCORE 19
where is that on a scale of 10 SCORE 28
i swear i’m not pretentious i just forget the easy words SCORE 39
me talking to my boss SCORE 25
just one day… SCORE 23
sometimes conversations good, sometimes conversations bad SCORE 21
that’s weird i don’t think i got it SCORE 12
stubbornness is thicker than blood SCORE 17
nothin’ like a good cup’a john’s SCORE 15
ol’ reliable SCORE 24
