The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
Burn!!! SCORE 1
Accurate. SCORE 146
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
A very nice way to say thank you for the graduation gift SCORE 148
Howling lessons SCORE 9
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
Splash Mountain, you’re doing it right. SCORE 20
Best Friend Cats. SCORE 130
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
Lady Liberty while she was still being created. SCORE 12
The trouble with being Canadian. SCORE 326
Why I don’t look out the window at night SCORE 193
The Twortle SCORE 142
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
2pactopus SCORE 113
Non-essential organ support group. SCORE 221
If Parks and Rec. characters were children’s books. SCORE 135
Same thing… SCORE 21
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
The power of barking SCORE 18
The baobab trees, Madagascar. SCORE 20
You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
When Tumblr gets deep. SCORE 441
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
Clive wasn’t a smart man. SCORE 240
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
