Why did I unfriend you? SCORE 125
It’s November! SCORE 186
I hope you didn’t get anyone a puppy. SCORE 178
They called it Sims. SCORE -114
Expectations ≠ reality. Immediately thought about the Large Hadron Collider SCORE 18
Because, cute. SCORE 161
The new form of punishment at Hogwarts. SCORE 118
Silly pandas… SCORE 153
When going for a haircut. SCORE 100
I don’t like to brag… But… SCORE 18
David’s secret weapon. SCORE 98
Why Photoshop exists. SCORE 142
Guess the movie. SCORE 136
Sharing is caring. SCORE 19
Flying. Cause planking is boring. SCORE 169
Buddies. SCORE 18
Highlight anything you think seems stupid. SCORE 213
One of these is not like the others. SCORE 222
Jerk! SCORE 124
Words. SCORE 200
Only care about what’s important! SCORE 15
Dear God. SCORE 119
Mmmmmm… drugs… SCORE 123
Ross, is that you? SCORE 245
Well, I’m not going out today SCORE 20
Look at all this work! SCORE 12
Uggcitrin. SCORE 82
Never go full retard! SCORE 236
Mary had a little lamb… SCORE 127
Life can be tough. SCORE 161
Cats are jerks. SCORE 143
Puppy! SCORE 225
