Draco is regretting this now… SCORE 218
Remembering everything I did wrong. Oh cr*p… SCORE 119
Cops nowadays SCORE 0
I could watch this all day. SCORE 150
This guy repaints doll faces. SCORE 202
When I get home from work. SCORE 105
I have a new dentist now… SCORE 12
An $8 million Monet painting after a man punched it SCORE -4
Switzerland’s education system. SCORE 145
Grumpy Cat during the holidays. SCORE 10
You’re Too Young To Understand SCORE 167
When you try to go to sleep while you’re drunk. SCORE 12
When I heard Disney was making the new Stars Wars movie. SCORE 6
Words to live by SCORE 16
After a long day of fetch SCORE 9
Best headline ever. SCORE 119
My kind of princess. Taco Belle. SCORE 98
My love life. SCORE 171
Does it make me a bad parent if im like this? SCORE 154
#KimJongUnHasAStupidHaircut SCORE 12
Soy milk. SCORE 11
How well I sleep. SCORE 8
I need this. SCORE 11
Blood orange. SCORE 140
Password strength: Blonde. SCORE 11
I hate my life. SCORE 12
The night sky in winter. SCORE 165
Why You Don’t See Santa Claus SCORE 11
My life SCORE 113
Got my girlfriend a leather jacket for Christmas. SCORE -6
How to pretend to be an adult. SCORE 116
Dogs can sense earthquakes. SCORE 142