I’m the cutest camera. SCORE 117
Just saw Age of Ultron, now waiting for the flood of women. SCORE 142
RIP Betty White SCORE 108
The definition of mad lad SCORE 136
Racism is so American… SCORE 159
Spotted this amazing door stop at work SCORE 106
Student gave me this very convincing note in first period. SCORE 100
A Real Page Turner SCORE 100
Am I free to go? SCORE 104
You could say I’m easily entertained. SCORE 75
Never thought vegetables could be terrifying SCORE 104
Well Played Indeed SCORE 110
Don’t text and walk — this happens every couple of months SCORE 83
I’m all tucked in :D SCORE 78
Worth a try. SCORE 123
Things my guinea pig does. SCORE 62
Anti-Paparazzi scarf that ruins photos by affecting flash photography SCORE 154
Snitches get stitches SCORE 155
As a bagpiper… SCORE 155
Slow Motion Glass Breakage SCORE 87
Getting called out has never felt so good. SCORE 162
Mom just wanted to party :/ SCORE 93
Worth a try. SCORE 78
This bench looks pretty unstable SCORE 71
My daughter was completely confused. Never thought a math problem could make me feel old! SCORE 102
I blew in it for you. SCORE 54
Why did the chickens leave the village? SCORE 61
Whenever an unsubscribe form asks for my email SCORE 89
We’re not on speaking terms, currently. SCORE 65
Never turn down college for @VirtuHoe! SCORE 227
George’s Takei’s gay test SCORE 103
Thanks for watching Iron Fist. That’ll be $468.00. SCORE 107