where’s the disconnect? SCORE 44
you’re not leaving us, we’re leaving you! SCORE 10
memes cure everything SCORE 10
wilst thou things ever change? SCORE 18
the best opening paragraph of all time SCORE 33
medical mystery SCORE 25
important notes for male writers SCORE 42
now i really do know SCORE 22
everyone needs a hill SCORE 25
the one ring to get me to say yes SCORE 25
i chose the wrong career SCORE 31
the best ride at every county fair SCORE 20
the sweat is for seasoning SCORE 15
very subtle SCORE 17
no one leaves a party before i do SCORE 20
then finally stick in somewhere when you find it again SCORE 25
absolutely exhausting SCORE 21
tweezers just don’t get the job done SCORE 14
can’t hurt to try SCORE 31
some people really do need this level of direction SCORE 22
what not to say to your boss SCORE 25
this is entertainment SCORE 8
my fart is on the floor SCORE 23
my next hobby SCORE 13
tiny but a might roar SCORE 18
i just love food too much SCORE 21
smells like sadness SCORE 16
what fantasy are you revealing? SCORE 22
happens all the time SCORE 26
that’s actually funny, jeff SCORE 28
don’t even have to call in sick SCORE 14
hulk needs to learn to keep some desires to himself SCORE 15