Every young man should learn how to change a tire. SCORE 243
What “meow” means. SCORE 300
The character of a man… oh wait. SCORE 334
The Karate Kid is The Fresh Prince of Bel Air. SCORE 309
Sounds delicious. SCORE 248
WUT? SCORE 268
Waking up to a bear claw in your face. SCORE 146
The dangers of being super cool. SCORE 165
When I eat sour Patch Kids. SCORE 183
Scumbag Sarah McLachlan. SCORE 191
The truth about Hot Pockets. SCORE 276
Every day. SCORE 212
Coolness of not caring. SCORE 146
Baby it’s hot in here, open some Windows. SCORE 183
Did you do something different with your hair? SCORE 145
Trolley the procrastination troll. SCORE 194
I’ll kill you with my bear hands!! SCORE 138
I just love cats, ok? SCORE 126
Thanks voice in my head. SCORE 203
When Instagram goes down. SCORE 157
Dawg, why you gotta be all up in my grill? SCORE 256
Get meowta here. SCORE 123
If the authors of computer programming books wrote arithmetic textbooks… SCORE 274
What your hot dog toppings say about you. SCORE 190
Nursing home problems. SCORE 319
I like you. SCORE 215
There’s an app for that. SCORE 301
During this heatwave… SCORE 172
Domestic Wolverine. SCORE 176
Scumbag brain. SCORE 199
Broken Condomicon. SCORE 184
I’m going to need some of these. SCORE 189