Every young man should learn how to change a tire. SCORE 243
What your hot dog toppings say about you. SCORE 190
When Instagram goes down. SCORE 157
Did you do something different with your hair? SCORE 145
I’ll kill you with my bear hands!! SCORE 138
Get meowta here. SCORE 123
If the authors of computer programming books wrote arithmetic textbooks… SCORE 274
During this heatwave… SCORE 172
Every day. SCORE 212
Domestic Wolverine. SCORE 176
I like you. SCORE 215
Scumbag Sarah McLachlan. SCORE 191
The truth about Hot Pockets. SCORE 276
I’m going to need some of these. SCORE 189
There’s an app for that. SCORE 301
Dawg, why you gotta be all up in my grill? SCORE 256
Trolley the procrastination troll. SCORE 194
Waking up to a bear claw in your face. SCORE 146
Broken Condomicon. SCORE 184
Scumbag brain. SCORE 199
WUT? SCORE 268
I just love cats, ok? SCORE 126
Coolness of not caring. SCORE 146
The character of a man… oh wait. SCORE 334
The dangers of being super cool. SCORE 165
Baby it’s hot in here, open some Windows. SCORE 183
Sounds delicious. SCORE 248
Nursing home problems. SCORE 319
The Karate Kid is The Fresh Prince of Bel Air. SCORE 309
When I eat sour Patch Kids. SCORE 183
Thanks voice in my head. SCORE 203
What “meow” means. SCORE 300
