What I think when people stare at me. SCORE 137
Scumbag alarm clock. SCORE 170
BURN! SCORE 233
I’d use it. SCORE 184
How I sing whenever I’m home alone. SCORE 143
Dis cat cray. SCORE 108
How to separate your razors. SCORE 48
Drama! SCORE 172
The months of the beard. SCORE 91
So romantic! SCORE 92
40 years later. SCORE 121
Normal people vs. Me. SCORE 126
You’re leaving? SCORE 99
Accurate. SCORE 135
Accurate. SCORE 174
Your coffee is ready. SCORE 144
Rock bottom. SCORE 295
Dear Santa… SCORE 187
Origami for absolute beginners. SCORE 144
Was not expecting that… SCORE 153
The four stages of life. SCORE 199
Puppy! SCORE 107
Seems legit. SCORE 141
How the internet works. SCORE 181
FACE SWAP SCORE 4
No. SCORE 88
Photography by Tim Flach. SCORE 209
Every time. SCORE 123
How registering for college classes works. SCORE 172
I need a hug! SCORE 137
Bull’s eye. SCORE 105
Forget to turn off phone at movies… SCORE 123