Bless each other PRN. SCORE 28
Sloooowwwww gato. SCORE 21
Do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars… SCORE 24
This is not the cake you’re looking for… SCORE 19
2022 me has a familiar vibe about it. SCORE 20
Default to death, generally. SCORE 17
There’s probably a judge out there who would hear it… SCORE 9
Life is a joke and you’re the punch line. SCORE 25
Gonna be a few yet, bub. SCORE 30
Issa side quest. SCORE 24
The Office cameos SCORE 12
Career options are actually pretty limited… SCORE 26
Technically you give a little fuc… SCORE 24
George Washington’s military trunk bed used during the Revolutionary War, circa 1775 SCORE 27
HHHGGGEEEERHHHRRRRR SCORE 22
Dolly Parton just help cure AIDS, basically. SCORE 29
I’ll scratch your back if you scratch mine SCORE 24
Use Banana leaves as natural packaging to reduce plastic use, please. SCORE 27
RIP yahoo answers SCORE 28
sent via FAX SCORE 15
I wonder how many calories are burned washing hands… SCORE 18
Gotta same ’em all. SCORE 30
Letter sent by A Singaporean Principal before exams SCORE 26
He has never felt so empowered. SCORE 30
hello little friend SCORE 20
*have SCORE 16
Everybody loves an origin story. SCORE 20
Steal the world! SCORE 21
More breadsticks please. SCORE 12
Get this kid an [f]ork! SCORE 7
Do the blink! SCORE 23
Well he’s not wrong. SCORE 22