how is the eagle? SCORE 40
This is how I know i’m getting old SCORE 36
he’s got a family to feed SCORE 43
they’re gonna get married SCORE 8
vampire didn’t want to be undead anymore SCORE 45
she’s living the dream SCORE 43
i knew dragons were real! SCORE 54
which do you choose? SCORE 23
he’s thinking about the squirrel that got away SCORE 37
he was frozen in char-bonite SCORE 34
it all makes sense now SCORE 32
i missed the meeting SCORE 22
i can’t see my toes SCORE 27
i’m a real smart ass SCORE 34
the ultimate five-year plan SCORE 32
thats a gangster move right there SCORE 17
place your bets! SCORE 48
cozy SCORE 36
everything is south america now SCORE 46
the original American badass SCORE 88
the shape of soup SCORE 44
come to daddy! SCORE 30
oh sweet release SCORE 50
rude diet SCORE 36
yeah, no, that’s not mittens SCORE 41
the words just never come out right SCORE 38
it shouldn’t even be a word that exists SCORE 45
not my vacuum cleaner SCORE 21
i feel seen SCORE 31
he chose avocado over home ownership SCORE 42
i’ve named them. they are my friends SCORE 37
thanks for nothing mom and dad! SCORE 60
