An apple orchard after a hurricane’s passed through. SCORE 67
Charlie and George spotted a squirrel up on the shed earlier. Now they’re on guard duty. SCORE 64
because walking on 4 legs is so pedestrian SCORE 57
Made me chuckle. SCORE 72
I’ll kill you SCORE 107
Carrie Fisher’s advice to Daisy Ridley SCORE 76
me_irl SCORE 50
Alas, poor Yorick! I ate him, Horatio SCORE 50
2005 was a different time SCORE 39
Public school dress code be like… SCORE 39
The 2nd Amendment isn’t for 2nd class citizens SCORE 69
There is no worse feeling. SCORE 54
Don’t litter! SCORE 112
I think will be a good idea SCORE 65
Recently the US had its first measles epidemic in half a century SCORE 73
Dat cat is definitely up to no good SCORE 59
If my friend was a Doctor… SCORE 60
Are you religious? SCORE 69
If lays made beer SCORE 68
When you’re so damn lazy that even an app can detect it. SCORE 68
Ricky Gervais raised the glass… SCORE 26
They mean it too SCORE 32
My friend’s dog is a deep sleeper and we had a leftover corn cob… SCORE 51
Let me change my mind, Netflix SCORE 130
Too much of a good thing SCORE 86
Someone didn’t think about this ad placement SCORE 72
How to properly love a dog SCORE 68
FLORIDA MAN LEVELS SCORE 46
She probably had the biggest grin on her face SCORE 134
Don’t trust you dentist. SCORE 42
Mama Freighter nursing her young SCORE 54
Help us… SCORE 47