Send anime spaghetti noods… SCORE 19
Doge has asthma and requires multiple treatments daily. SCORE 25
Someday they will make someone’s day brighter, anyway. SCORE 38
And they would have gotten away with it too… SCORE 20
We’ll send our best! SCORE 23
Deep state iOS 13 SCORE 28
FOUR MORE YEARS! SCORE 10
Water is the enemy of your self image. SCORE 22
Turns out 5G was the cure this whole time. SCORE 43
We can do it! SCORE 30
Tutankhamun had a dagger made from a meteorite, BTW. SCORE 34
Same. SCORE 29
I’m not crying, we’re crying! SCORE 41
This is how asparagus grows, allegedly. SCORE 25
Obama fist-bumped a janitor. Thanks? SCORE 23
Vampire slaying kit from the circa 1890s SCORE 28
I guess I like NASCAR now. SCORE 35
The more you know. SCORE 36
‘cheese’ VS ‘amber alert’ SCORE 36
Martin Luther King Jr. on one of the first desegregated buses, 1956. SCORE 36
Imagine just the thing… SCORE 35
it was bound to happen? SCORE 37
Speaking to the former record holder… SCORE 42
I guess they didn’t like my printer goes brrrrr posts… SCORE 18
Karen can get it. SCORE 43
NYPD protecting the Wall Street Bull from protesters is way too 2020 vibe for me. SCORE 23
This is a marlin spike used by sailors to undo knots, BTW. SCORE 28
The Self-Assembly IKEA Chocolate Bunny SCORE 32
For your safety, and convenience SCORE 26
I LOVE LAMP SCORE 31
I’m the mischievous river spirit. Come get yer words, fer a price. SCORE 39
Be careful out there! SCORE 39