It’s Yolo Swaggins now… SCORE 145
Whenever my crush isn’t into me. SCORE 190
Golden Snitch bracelet. SCORE 237
I need this. SCORE 10
Because, reasons. SCORE 28
Seems legit SCORE 2
Star Wars letterpress Valentine’s Day cards. SCORE 151
I hate when this happens. SCORE 142
Maximum derp. SCORE 152
Kids can be so cruel. SCORE 130
Whenever I meet someone that likes Twilight. SCORE 233
Deer logic. SCORE 143
A swimming pool at Hearst Castle. SCORE 299
Scumbag cats… SCORE 122
The cutest bunny! SCORE 103
A horse vs. 18 men. SCORE 170
Scumbag Dumbledore. SCORE 341
and none for Gretchen Weiners. SCORE 125
Jabba the Cupcake. SCORE 139
How I feel applying for jobs fresh out of college. SCORE 227
The senseless murder of a snowman. SCORE 135
Accurate. SCORE 78
If everyone is entitled to their opinions… SCORE 14
Freedom. SCORE 394
99 problems. SCORE 205
My cat thinks she’s a horse. SCORE 71
Gold digger. SCORE 12
Be mine? SCORE 127
The life of a fortune. SCORE 156
Texting while flying. SCORE 78
Yo dawg, I heard you liked emulators. SCORE 176
Death Star lollipops. SCORE 109