it has never been proven dinosaurs had administrative skills SCORE 12
if only they had slammed on the… oh nevermind SCORE 18
terry pratchett understood all humans deserve to be treated fairly SCORE 32
a baseball bat by any other name is just a hit stick SCORE 13
my kids thought this was a robot SCORE 15
a true work of art SCORE 13
everything is what you deserve and is also a type of bagel SCORE 19
you can die but your cat will always find a way to ask you for food at 3am SCORE 10
rat snitch brian the good time ruiner strikes again SCORE 31
the council has convened. SCORE 15
Oh no, what have my ducks done now? SCORE 12
i just need 8-12 hours of alone time in the morning SCORE 27
the one tool that makes it impossible to open your kitchen drawer every time SCORE 29
1882 us patent for a mousetrap SCORE 19
muggle born SCORE 14
texagons SCORE 23
space facts on your back SCORE 37
bad guys don’t get noses SCORE 7
my coffee is confused about how it feels this morning SCORE 4
shoutout to that one person that listens SCORE 45
no SCORE 23
turtles over tummy toning SCORE 34
the look of being bamboozled SCORE 24
help, i woke up SCORE 32
how you feel after returning your shopping cart to the corral SCORE 10
i lied when i told myself i wouldn’t think about it anymore SCORE 20
clumsy summoning circle SCORE 26
if you’re not planning your next meal ahead of time, what are you even doing with your life? SCORE 10
directions mean nothing to an amazon delivery person SCORE 12
friday is perfect for delivery SCORE 21
i am your coffee maker SCORE 13
every sneeze is dangerous when you’re an adult SCORE 26
