Call 1-800-411-PAIN. SCORE 25
Bernie dishes out the burns. SCORE 29
5 Cents is 5 Cents SCORE 24
Moms whom prowl SCORE 27
…and I helped, too. SCORE 24
Sheep go baa SCORE 31
Indian villagers wear face masks on the backs of their heads to prevent tigers attacking them from behind. SCORE 31
Productivity is at an all time high. SCORE 27
Brothers are good brothers. SCORE 31
Samsung stock skyrocketed that year… SCORE 35
The man plans for the apocalypse. SCORE 25
Safety first. SCORE 26
Let’s close 300 more prisons, maybe. SCORE 35
This is not the elephant you’re looking for… SCORE 19
taxes SCORE 30
Recruiting for a Volunteer Fire Department SCORE 31
I can smell it better from here… SCORE 23
Murdered by the Word of God. SCORE 40
Hold my beer… SCORE 23
We don’t joke like that, bud. SCORE 33
Spring is coming at you. SCORE 28
What happened in Vegas… SCORE 30
Give us the balls of meat. SCORE 41
The cosmos guide us SCORE 26
Miss Kitty SCORE 32
turning off the basement light SCORE 33
Reading problems. SCORE 31
Tindr is contagious… SCORE 24
Thanks mom… SCORE 26
Risky kisses… SCORE 29
1 day old danger noodle. SCORE 26
No smoking for you… SCORE 28