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How+long+do+animals+live%3F
We+can+do+it%21
We can do it! SCORE 30
Vampire+slaying+kit+from+the+circa+1890s
Vampire slaying kit from the circa 1890s SCORE 28
I+LOVE+LAMP
I LOVE LAMP SCORE 31
Speaking+to+the+former+record+holder%26%238230%3B
Speaking to the former record holder… SCORE 42
I%26%238217%3Bm+not+crying%2C+we%26%238217%3Bre+crying%21
I’m not crying, we’re crying! SCORE 41
Same.
Same. SCORE 29
For+your+safety%2C+and+convenience
For your safety, and convenience SCORE 26
This+is+a+marlin+spike+used+by+sailors+to+undo+knots%2C+BTW.
This is a marlin spike used by sailors to undo knots, BTW. SCORE 28
Water+is+the+enemy+of+your+self+image.
Water is the enemy of your self image. SCORE 22
And+they+would+have+gotten+away+with+it+too%26%238230%3B
And they would have gotten away with it too… SCORE 20
The+latest+in+stealth+technology.
The latest in stealth technology. SCORE 17
I%26%238217%3Bm+the+mischievous+river+spirit.+Come+get+yer+words%2C+fer+a+price.
I’m the mischievous river spirit. Come get yer words, fer a price. SCORE 39
Problem+solved%2C+as+far+as+I+am+concerned.
Problem solved, as far as I am concerned. SCORE 20
%26%238216%3Bcheese%26%238217%3B+VS+%26%238216%3Bamber+alert%26%238217%3B
‘cheese’ VS ‘amber alert’ SCORE 36
Karen+can+get+it.
Karen can get it. SCORE 43
Send+anime+spaghetti+noods%26%238230%3B
Send anime spaghetti noods… SCORE 19
NYPD+protecting+the+Wall+Street+Bull+from+protesters+is+way+too+2020+vibe+for+me.
NYPD protecting the Wall Street Bull from protesters is way too 2020 vibe for me. SCORE 23
it+was+bound+to+happen%3F
it was bound to happen? SCORE 37
This+is+how+asparagus+grows%2C+allegedly.
This is how asparagus grows, allegedly. SCORE 25
Martin+Luther+King+Jr.+on+one+of+the+first+desegregated+buses%2C+1956.
Martin Luther King Jr. on one of the first desegregated buses, 1956. SCORE 36
Obama+fist-bumped+a+janitor.+Thanks%3F
Obama fist-bumped a janitor. Thanks? SCORE 23
Got+em
Got em SCORE 29
Be+careful+out+there%21
Be careful out there! SCORE 39
Doge+has+asthma+and+requires+multiple+treatments+daily.
Doge has asthma and requires multiple treatments daily. SCORE 25
We%26%238217%3Bll+send+our+best%21
We’ll send our best! SCORE 23
The+more+you+know.
The more you know. SCORE 36
Deep+state+iOS+13
Deep state iOS 13 SCORE 28
The+purrrrfect+couple.
The purrrrfect couple. SCORE 26
They+love+the+slow+ramp+Morty.
They love the slow ramp Morty. SCORE 16
Turns+out+5G+was+the+cure+this+whole+time.
Turns out 5G was the cure this whole time. SCORE 43
Tutankhamun+had+a+dagger+made+from+a+meteorite%2C+BTW.
Tutankhamun had a dagger made from a meteorite, BTW. SCORE 34
FOUR+MORE+YEARS%21
FOUR MORE YEARS! SCORE 10
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Someone+Cares
Someone Cares SCORE 86
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How I feel voting Libertarian for the first time ever SCORE 32
I+am+his+hands.+He+is+my+eyes.
I am his hands. He is my eyes. SCORE 145
Wise+words
Wise words SCORE 129
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Abe Lincoln refusing to straighten his hair, 1857 SCORE 92
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