when coffee is literally life SCORE 18
i’m canceling SCORE 9
maybe we should grab a drink sometime SCORE 21
bordering on 3 SCORE 27
the bank knows your patterns SCORE 18
i’d be terrified SCORE 39
omg SCORE 20
they get huge SCORE 22
beautiful piece of art SCORE 44
prehistoric birds can be so cruel SCORE 29
definitely a dog SCORE 45
i hope they made it their destination SCORE 23
i always spill SCORE 16
clever SCORE 29
it’s a graveyard smash SCORE 22
i needed to relax anyway SCORE 38
that’s one reason to get married SCORE 54
an impossible task SCORE 20
and he’s a dad joke expert SCORE 27
excuse me SCORE 19
is this a meet cute? SCORE 38
your new pumpkin overlord sees everything SCORE 39
back to bed! SCORE 19
if there’s something strange SCORE 31
call the fire department SCORE 4
english burn SCORE 27
it could’ve been vodka SCORE 25
who’s in? SCORE 34
thanks for the insult SCORE 32
this is why i drink SCORE 29
hi friend! SCORE 31
this tweet aged poorly SCORE 34