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The+dyslexic+Jew+in+me+had+a+heart+attack.
Shirts+are+advisable.
Shirts are advisable. SCORE 26
Homer+seems+a+little+needy%2C+honestly.
Homer seems a little needy, honestly. SCORE 29
If+I+were+a+betting+man%26%238230%3B
If I were a betting man… SCORE 27
I+walked+around+the+block%26%238230%3Btwice.
I walked around the block…twice. SCORE 33
Behold%21+The+mother%21
Behold! The mother! SCORE 28
Cancel+culture+needs+to+chill.
Cancel culture needs to chill. SCORE 25
The+Joker%2C+through+the+ages.
The Joker, through the ages. SCORE 19
Elon+musk+wanted+to+have+Mario+kart+on+tesla+smart+screens%26%238230%3B+allegedly.
Elon musk wanted to have Mario kart on tesla smart screens… allegedly. SCORE 33
IMPENDING+DOOOOOOM%2C+it+seems.
IMPENDING DOOOOOOM, it seems. SCORE 34
Calvin+was+the+OG+tiger+king
Calvin was the OG tiger king SCORE 25
%2Apoke%2A+the+rats.
*poke* the rats. SCORE 23
New+York+Telephone+Co.+suggests+a+phone%2C+for+these+rough+times.
New York Telephone Co. suggests a phone, for these rough times. SCORE 32
Time+to+get+funky
Time to get funky SCORE 23
Fashonistas+hate+this+one+trick%21
Fashonistas hate this one trick! SCORE 25
Has+a+different+vibe+to+it%26%238230%3B
Has a different vibe to it… SCORE 29
Picture+this%26%238230%3B
Picture this… SCORE 34
Suck+it%2C+Trebek.
Suck it, Trebek. SCORE 31
Morning+Rituals+Are+An+Important+Part+of+a+Complete+Breakfast
Morning Rituals Are An Important Part of a Complete Breakfast SCORE 42
Hardcore%2C+man
Hardcore, man SCORE 44
A+beautiful+dachshund+with+vitiligo.
A beautiful dachshund with vitiligo. SCORE 29
The+Pandemic+Era+is+born.
The Pandemic Era is born. SCORE 30
Bartenders+finding+alternative+work%26%238230%3B
Bartenders finding alternative work… SCORE 28
%2Abzzzh%2A+%2Abzzzzzzzzzzzzzhhhhhh%2A
*bzzzh* *bzzzzzzzzzzzzzhhhhhh* SCORE 35
Logic+is+a+gift.
Logic is a gift. SCORE 30
%26%238230%3Ba+dash+of+twig.
…a dash of twig. SCORE 32
You+gotta+weigh+it+out%26%238230%3B
You gotta weigh it out… SCORE 38
Neandertallica+is+a+thing%2C+now.
Neandertallica is a thing, now. SCORE 21
Was+the+enthusiasm+warranted%2C+though%3F
Was the enthusiasm warranted, though? SCORE 13
MM%2FDD%2FYYYY++is+superior.
MM/DD/YYYY is superior. SCORE 22
This+guy+gets+tips.
This guy gets tips. SCORE 37
To+hell+with+waspsps.
To hell with waspsps. SCORE 38
This+is+what+Judge+Judy+lives+for.
This is what Judge Judy lives for. SCORE 33
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I%26%238217%3Bve+never+wanted+books+more+in+my+life%26%238230%3B
I’ve never wanted books more in my life… SCORE 25
Save+my+sole
Save my sole SCORE 40
They+wonder+why+it%26%238217%3Bs+called+%26%238216%3Bgoing+postal%26%238217%3B
They wonder why it’s called ‘going postal’ SCORE 26
Spotted+in+NYC
Spotted in NYC SCORE 15
m%26%238217%3Bserver
m’server SCORE 20
Punk+froggo.
Punk froggo. SCORE 32
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