80 hours these days SCORE -19
I knew the avocado fact! SCORE 37
Only on days that end in y SCORE 41
Anyone else relate to this too much? SCORE 34
Smile and breathe SCORE 36
Fatality SCORE 40
At least they’re honest. SCORE 62
F.O.C.U.S. people SCORE 35
Military grade leggings SCORE 60
Sports! SCORE 42
Need some ointment for that burn? SCORE 29
What murder? SCORE 45
But Carmen Sandiego is a real person. SCORE 11
Walmart parenting fails. Lol SCORE 29
I was upset until I got to the reason SCORE 23
I’d be making s’mores over the fire SCORE 44
The things men do to get laid… SCORE 16
The universe had a score to settle SCORE 35
Yo ho ho SCORE 37
How much does he spend on gas, though? SCORE 40
I can see my brain I rolled my eyes back so far SCORE 33
The test results are in, and you are a terrible person SCORE -36
That’s not how independence works. SCORE 30
I. NEED. THEM. ALL. SCORE 33
It’s the thought that counts SCORE 38
Yeah, GTFO works for me SCORE -35
Negotiating fail SCORE 15
The system works SCORE 52
And cheese SCORE 26
Nacho cheesier Doritos, baby SCORE 33
Proceed SCORE 30
Must have been all the Cheetos? SCORE 33
