Broiled doggo? SCORE 23
It’s enough to make a grown man cry SCORE 31
It’s the fresh start I didn’t know I needed. SCORE 25
Orbital computing. SCORE 35
Science is cruel. SCORE 28
I was glued to the story… SCORE 20
He promised he doesn’t see color anymore… SCORE 25
Simpsons did it first? SCORE 24
That’s enough chocolate to raise somebody from the grave… SCORE 18
The Dracula Parrot vants to suck your blooood. SCORE 22
When your publisher is only in it for the money. SCORE 28
We’ll take the lot! SCORE 27
I… never thought of that. SCORE 27
You stop that right now. SCORE 20
Harness the matrix for your own good. SCORE 14
Love you, Dwigt. SCORE 32
I would go to this light show… SCORE 36
Recycle, reduce, reuse. SCORE 18
Tito’s won’t save you now! SCORE 29
Switch it up today. SCORE 23
*plays twilight zone music* SCORE 29
Bat-mow-down! SCORE 21
this is my life meow… SCORE 28
Do better. Keep it to tiurse SCORE 33
COMING IN HOT! SCORE 18
You got it, dude… SCORE 20
Looks like just anyone can get on the Twitter… SCORE 21
Step out the car please, ma’am. SCORE 18
Smashing time travel! SCORE 20
Taxes and what not. SCORE 24
I could use a demon or two… SCORE 31
Biden is the Obama we’ve all been waiting for! SCORE 22