When you hate your neighbors SCORE 87
Not today. SCORE 205
How weather works SCORE 68
Suicide Squad trying to be edgy SCORE 101
Stephen Hawking is a genius SCORE 177
Your value does not decrease based on someone’s inability to see your worth. SCORE 66
So you like metal? SCORE 144
English is weird. SCORE 95
Whenever I embarrass myself SCORE 102
Dale and his girlfriend SCORE 133
July 11th 2016 SCORE 135
Typical Cat Relationship SCORE 65
Sometimes I feel like people are reading my mind… SCORE 89
Global Warming SCORE 183
Spare Hair SCORE 56
How the beach often works for me. SCORE 60
People who put this quote in their profiles SCORE 111
Are you the bottom of my laptop? SCORE 108
I bet he’s regretting that now. SCORE 144
Should you trust people? SCORE 78
I’ll Just Look It Up SCORE 44
Twist! SCORE 138
I would watch this SCORE 110
Miscommunication SCORE 88
My kind of bed SCORE -71
Did you know most of the elements that make up the human body originate from stars? SCORE 62
Self control SCORE 100
Wasn’t me SCORE 106
Pokemon Go is our only hope SCORE 185
Parks & Rec would’ve had such a hilarious episode about Pokemon Go. SCORE 149
So I haven’t worn shorts in a while SCORE 42
Coffee, please. SCORE 22