Touché. SCORE 335
How I die. SCORE 289
When my parents sleep vs. when I’m sleeping. SCORE 178
When your mom turns on the lights in the morning. SCORE 277
Must you leave so soon? SCORE 218
He’s cute! I swear! SCORE 184
Hello. Yes, this is Dog. SCORE 149
Pubid. SCORE 143
Whatcha thinkin’ ’bout? SCORE 130
Burn. SCORE 158
How the dentist works. SCORE 154
Incineration of waste in Erta Ale Volcanoes lava lake. SCORE 211
Crazy girlfriend logic. SCORE 150
How I take tests. SCORE 243
Wine glasses. SCORE 177
Attack! SCORE 196
Not enough soul. SCORE 216
I am the Batman. SCORE 252
Spider drama. SCORE 233
Good luck tagging everyone on Facebook… SCORE 82
Egg Russian roulette. SCORE 107
The suspense was killing me. SCORE 182
Poor owl. SCORE 205
Cats are jerks. SCORE 255
Cats are jerks. SCORE 122
Acute angle. SCORE 197
‘Merica. SCORE 228
Roses are red. SCORE 334
If my cat hates you. I hate you, too. SCORE 156
English is hard. SCORE 291
How I shower. SCORE 156
The power of NyQuil. SCORE 148
