every freaking day SCORE 21
my happiness almost lasted a whole minute this time SCORE 22
treat yourself SCORE 15
dating in your 30s SCORE 23
antreefa SCORE 23
but i totally called it SCORE 28
feels like i’m there! SCORE 16
dapper jupiter SCORE 29
i might be a vampire SCORE 25
present spoiled SCORE 31
always assume the worst SCORE 32
my genius is unequaled SCORE 22
like magic SCORE 39
the truth has finally been revealed SCORE 24
always proofread your pamphlets before distributing them to the flock SCORE 15
every word plagiarized SCORE 21
may the force be with you SCORE 28
this was me in high school SCORE 19
corvid testing, because you know you wanna know SCORE 27
would pay to watch SCORE 14
act your wage SCORE 18
don’t judge me SCORE 14
it’s a bread knife SCORE 18
i too like to live dangrously SCORE -8
cops are on speed dial SCORE 25
cat ownership defined SCORE 32
and they became best friends after SCORE 32
that is correct SCORE 21
this is a sine SCORE 16
wartime golf rules SCORE 21
all busses are loved equally SCORE 49
later doesn’t work for me SCORE 12