it was only 4 bottles…of “water”…. SCORE 20
mind-o your own business SCORE 22
i relly trid SCORE 32
debating whether you should lay back down or muster up the energy to get moving SCORE 12
me talking to my boss SCORE 25
hell doesnt start till I arrive SCORE 15
time to sleep for 800 years SCORE 18
nothin’ like a good cup’a john’s SCORE 15
en garde SCORE 22
golf bar cocktails very strong SCORE 18
that’s weird i don’t think i got it SCORE 12
oops hehe SCORE 8
truly ahead of her time SCORE 25
this is quite the life SCORE 12
just one day… SCORE 23
i too look at slowrobot and iwastesomuchtime! SCORE 18
i swear i’m not pretentious i just forget the easy words SCORE 39
that moment when netflix causes self reflection SCORE 12
ah yes, joy is here SCORE 15
playing hard to get SCORE 18
FYI: SCORE 22
susan doesn’t have time for your crap SCORE 3
guess we’ll never know SCORE 27
grammar police everywhere SCORE -9
stubbornness is thicker than blood SCORE 17
ol’ reliable SCORE 24
the answer is “yes” SCORE 16
business is a cruel world SCORE 23
imagine trying to build this SCORE 27
well…that does increase the chance of being remembered SCORE 26
you’re hired SCORE 22
if i just lay here SCORE 10