I’m all tucked in :D SCORE 78
Never turn down college for @VirtuHoe! SCORE 227
Slow Motion Glass Breakage SCORE 87
You really have to commit to the joke. SCORE 128
Spotted this amazing door stop at work SCORE 106
Whenever an unsubscribe form asks for my email SCORE 89
I blew in it for you. SCORE 54
I’m the cutest camera. SCORE 117
Student gave me this very convincing note in first period. SCORE 100
George’s Takei’s gay test SCORE 103
Things my guinea pig does. SCORE 62
RIP Betty White SCORE 108
Worth a try. SCORE 78
Worth a try. SCORE 124
The definition of mad lad SCORE 136
Well Played Indeed SCORE 110
Thanks for watching Iron Fist. That’ll be $468.00. SCORE 107
You could say I’m easily entertained. SCORE 75
Anti-Paparazzi scarf that ruins photos by affecting flash photography SCORE 154
Getting called out has never felt so good. SCORE 162
As a bagpiper… SCORE 155
Mom just wanted to party :/ SCORE 93
A Real Page Turner SCORE 100
Racism is so American… SCORE 159
Just saw Age of Ultron, now waiting for the flood of women. SCORE 142
Snitches get stitches SCORE 155
We’re not on speaking terms, currently. SCORE 65
Am I free to go? SCORE 104
This bench looks pretty unstable SCORE 71
Don’t text and walk — this happens every couple of months SCORE 83
Why did the chickens leave the village? SCORE 61
Never thought vegetables could be terrifying SCORE 104