because reasons SCORE 0
Did Mary have a little lamb? SCORE 128
A bear waving his paw SCORE 15
Gluten free! SCORE 135
I don’t remember the song going quite like that. SCORE 25
Awkward. SCORE 13
I didn’t choose the fandom life, the fandom life chose me. SCORE 240
Canadian victims of theft. SCORE 129
Llama shaming. SCORE 20
Club can’t even handle me rite meow!! SCORE 11
A very important Protip SCORE 131
When someone tries to flirt with me SCORE 175
It’s so fluffy! SCORE 147
Tyrannosaurus earrings. SCORE 155
Beer = salad. SCORE 12
Can I get an amen?! SCORE 166
CEO. SCORE 21
Child-sized soda. SCORE 193
Fabulous! SCORE 120
Aye aye, Captain America! SCORE 267
Some facts. SCORE 136
Slurp! SCORE 108
Books > Anderson SCORE 148
I vant to suck your… tunazzzz! SCORE 12
Game of Thrones. SCORE 21
Why doesn’t everyone use them?! SCORE 139
Apple updated their exec page today. SCORE -8
When you get a fake number… SCORE 160
Polite Elephant SCORE 285
Let me slip in to something more….comfortable. SCORE 144
Woodchopper and Squat with Medicine Ball SCORE -15
What a lightning scar looks like. OUCH. SCORE 228