Meeting my girlfriends parents.. SCORE 66
Time to rethink your brand name. SCORE 69
Got it? Good. SCORE 68
I’m Trying To Get Out Of The Shower SCORE 80
When my wife lets the dishes and dirty laundry build up in hopes that I will do them. SCORE 64
U May Think I’m A Horrible Person But… SCORE 89
George R.R. Martin, ladies & gentlemen SCORE 147
Don’t give in! SCORE 85
Jimmy Fallon …. SCORE 97
Alcohol vs. Marijuana SCORE 83
My reaction would be the same. SCORE 127
Buying golf clubs around Glasgow on Facebook… SCORE 108
Weird SCORE 46
Under Water SCORE 98
Totally SCORE 87
Gotta love Snake SCORE 83
Dear journal, I’m Fat SCORE 61
Sedimentary layer cake SCORE 94
They’re really stretching for things to criticise her for at this stage… SCORE 121
Can’t deny that spark SCORE 108
Arby’s… SCORE 92
She plays the "but I’m a little girl!" card way too often. SCORE 66
My cat recently discovered the dog bed SCORE 95
Time to durr my hurr SCORE 96
Me after spending all Saturday gaming. SCORE 76
Working as a non-smoker SCORE 85
I saw a lot new faces going all out at the gym today. SCORE 78
I Keep Thinking Oh Man, I’m So Immature. SCORE 116
My grandfather opened a plumbing business after WWII. The telephone number was "40". SCORE 95
Toilet lights are good for navigating darkness or helping children speak to demons. SCORE 71
Me: Wait, you’re a Baskin Robbins AND a Dunkin Donuts?! Because I have an idea. Them: Let me get a manager. SCORE 103
Terrifying Fireproof Human Skull Logs For Camping Trip SCORE 99