Well he’s not wrong. SCORE 22
I wonder how many calories are burned washing hands… SCORE 18
Dolly Parton just help cure AIDS, basically. SCORE 29
Satanicly cheesy! SCORE 18
The ol’ switcherooo SCORE 15
On my way, Padre! SCORE 13
Use Banana leaves as natural packaging to reduce plastic use, please. SCORE 27
Do the blink! SCORE 23
George Washington’s military trunk bed used during the Revolutionary War, circa 1775 SCORE 27
Career options are actually pretty limited… SCORE 25
Free vaccine in the parking lot this morning! SCORE 10
Technically you give a little fuc… SCORE 24
Gotta same ’em all. SCORE 30
Papa don’t preach, I’m in trouble deep… SCORE 18
The Office cameos SCORE 11
The mosquitoes are coming… SCORE 23
Facebook ads be like… SCORE 16
Steal the world! SCORE 21
We rarely deserve dogs. SCORE 25
More breadsticks please. SCORE 12
Letter sent by A Singaporean Principal before exams SCORE 26
Sloooowwwww gato. SCORE 21
Life is a joke and you’re the punch line. SCORE 25
sent via FAX SCORE 15
Words. SCORE 9
Bless each other PRN. SCORE 28
Get this kid an [f]ork! SCORE 7
This is not the cake you’re looking for… SCORE 20
Seems reasonable to me… SCORE 20
hello little friend SCORE 20
Everybody loves an origin story. SCORE 20
*have SCORE 16