With great power, comes great responsi-poo-lity SCORE 40
Seagulls can’t read. And don’t care SCORE 31
Problem solved SCORE 42
When life gives you lemons, eat your laptop SCORE 31
Personal space doesn’t exist in the ocean SCORE 26
Meet me outside the saloon at high noon SCORE 24
That’s gonna leave an internal mark SCORE 37
The Devil’s Advocate… SCORE 5
Eyes don’t lie SCORE 35
Sounds painful SCORE 28
Catosaurus Rex SCORE 31
The obvious answer is always the right answer SCORE 47
My resume lied SCORE 30
What about Linux? SCORE 45
My dream day SCORE 24
Stress relief SCORE 45
It’s for your own good SCORE 25
Those aren’t pigeons. Those are demon birds SCORE 40
request denied SCORE 30
What did you say about my fluffkins? SCORE 28
What year is ist? SCORE 35
I love that spatula so much SCORE 62
Faith in humanity lost SCORE -6
Important Chipotle Hack SCORE 63
Are you there, God? SCORE 21
I swear it was the elephants for real this time SCORE 31
Flying first class SCORE 24
I cried then fell asleep SCORE 46
While I have your attention, let me ask you a question SCORE 6
Bosses hear what they wanna hear SCORE 62
The truth is self evident SCORE 27
The end is nigh SCORE 38