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Generally.
Generally. SCORE 22
A+girl+wearing+a+Supergirl+costume+pays+respects+at+RBG%26%238217%3Bs+casket.
A girl wearing a Supergirl costume pays respects at RBG’s casket. SCORE 30
Gotta+hit+my+calorie+goals+for+the+day.
Gotta hit my calorie goals for the day. SCORE 26
People+on+unemployment+since+April+have+paid+more+taxes%26%238230%3B
People on unemployment since April have paid more taxes… SCORE 24
%5Bbutt%5Dernut+squash.
[butt]ernut squash. SCORE 24
Sing+me+the+song+of+someone+elses+people.
Sing me the song of someone elses people. SCORE 22
4D+chess+is+hard+to+keep+track+of%26%238230%3B.
4D chess is hard to keep track of…. SCORE 21
Big+Gulp
Big Gulp SCORE 16
Get+ya+hair+did.
Get ya hair did. SCORE 26
Meet+the+quota%26%238230%3B
Meet the quota… SCORE 26
Just+pre-covid+things%26%238230%3B
Just pre-covid things… SCORE 10
Nerds%2C+by+size+distribution.
Nerds, by size distribution. SCORE 28
I+could+be+a+health+teacher.
I could be a health teacher. SCORE 25
18th+century+Norwegian+tree+house.
18th century Norwegian tree house. SCORE 24
%2Agreetings+in+parseltongue%2A
*greetings in parseltongue* SCORE 32
And+my+vote.
And my vote. SCORE 28
The+birbs+will+protect.
The birbs will protect. SCORE 27
for+the+cost+of+one+cup+of+coffee%26%238217%3B+you+too+can+sponsor+an+American
for the cost of one cup of coffee’ you too can sponsor an American SCORE 33
You+can+die+making+decisions+like+that%2C+lady.
You can die making decisions like that, lady. SCORE 23
HR+dept.+would+like+a+word%26%238230%3B
HR dept. would like a word… SCORE 21
First+ever+documented+rage+quit
First ever documented rage quit SCORE 23
There%26%238217%3Bs+a+Darth+Vader+head+gargoyle+on+the+Washington+Cathedral
There’s a Darth Vader head gargoyle on the Washington Cathedral SCORE 21
It%26%238217%3Bs+a+nice+boulder%26%238230%3B
It’s a nice boulder… SCORE 30
Haw-Yee
Haw-Yee SCORE 29
Message+received.
Message received. SCORE 22
Flesh+tone+Crayola+keeping+things+fresh.
Flesh tone Crayola keeping things fresh. SCORE 21
We+must+go%21
We must go! SCORE 23
Well+hello+baby%26%238230%3B
Well hello baby… SCORE 26
Highly+effective+fencing.
Highly effective fencing. SCORE 25
The+future+is+currently+unsupported%26%238230%3B
The future is currently unsupported… SCORE 24
A+jumbo+elephant+carefully+climbing+a+wall+to+steal+mangoes+from+a+safari+lodge%26%238217%3Bs+tree.
A jumbo elephant carefully climbing a wall to steal mangoes from a safari lodge’s tree. SCORE 31
Mask+up+Georgie.
Mask up Georgie. SCORE 13
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is+everything+okay+at+home%3F
is everything okay at home? SCORE 25
work+is+overrated
work is overrated SCORE 8
they+were+preparing+us+this+whole+time
they were preparing us this whole time SCORE 24
you+need+to+finish+your+vegetables+first%21
you need to finish your vegetables first! SCORE 20
yes
yes SCORE 28
come+back+later
come back later SCORE 19
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