Slow on the draw. SCORE 69
The worst Halloween yet SCORE 155
Self control SCORE 100
Stephen Hawking is a genius SCORE 177
Have we not suffered enough? SCORE 120
Don’t let your demons win. SCORE 207
What parents never want their kids to realize. SCORE 57
Stress SCORE 147
Typical Cat Relationship SCORE 65
Such Christianity SCORE 195
Two types of wine drinkers SCORE 80
Parks & Rec would’ve had such a hilarious episode about Pokemon Go. SCORE 149
How much pain are you feeling? SCORE 53
No contest SCORE 123
Spare Hair SCORE 56
I am chill SCORE 102
When you’re studying for finals SCORE 96
My buddy’s will that’s leaving for deployment. SCORE 138
Shapeshifting is the best super power SCORE 201
The next Pope SCORE 143
If I knew being an Olympian meant meeting Zac Efron… SCORE 106
I would watch this SCORE 110
Global Warming SCORE 183
How weather works SCORE 68
How the beach often works for me. SCORE 60
Corgi Shorts SCORE 88
When you hate your neighbors SCORE 87
Your value does not decrease based on someone’s inability to see your worth. SCORE 66
Learning to read with Elmo SCORE -1
It’s Weird How People Say “Follow Your Dreams” SCORE 129
Miscommunication SCORE 88
People who put this quote in their profiles SCORE 111
