parental support SCORE 22
it was all planned since the beginning SCORE 40
now now, hear them out, after all, there is a 0.000000000000001% chance… SCORE 16
you’ve maybe seen a housefly, or even a horse fly…but you ain’t never see a turtle fly SCORE 21
how you gunna call out my childhood like that SCORE 29
brain laundry is hard SCORE 36
i’ve become far too powerful for you humans SCORE 26
one of the most mildly evil things SCORE 15
the ultimate “i’m tired” face SCORE 12
self esteam issues SCORE 26
it adds so much sass SCORE 22
old, or no old, there is no in-between SCORE 34
this is really cute SCORE 53
so this is what all the buzz is about SCORE 20
this has to be an old thought from previous evolutions, right? SCORE 21
my older brother *was* right… SCORE 13
what about semi-secret SCORE 44
“you can’t run your house like an oppressive regime, mom” SCORE 17
just a cheap knockoff illness SCORE 41
*just in case SCORE 27
well, guess my bloodline ends here SCORE 30
put on your sunday clothes, there’s lots of world out there SCORE 14
cat burglars may be a problem SCORE 23
missing “somehow killed a cactus” SCORE 10
hey…dad…? SCORE 20
etched into your memory for eons SCORE 18
with no orb to ponder, is there even a point anymore SCORE 18
she’s the one SCORE 1
5, obviously SCORE 38
welp, time to just roll over and oof SCORE 15
it does seem magical with how much this happens on accident SCORE 24
i can suck to work with SCORE 10