How I start every new year. SCORE 69
Kids these days… SCORE 255
Judging people by the car they drive. SCORE 366
Suddenly my childhood doesn’t seem as awesome. SCORE 392
Like a boss. SCORE 153
Because, reasons. SCORE 114
Accurate. SCORE 139
Air Horn Prank SCORE -5
Daniel Radcliffe, on kids. SCORE 345
Crappy New Year! SCORE 78
I finally got you! Wait… oh. SCORE 118
Greatest putt-putt shot of all time. SCORE 66
How real men settle an argument. SCORE 244
What a dog will do for a few treats. SCORE 116
A more accurate title. SCORE 158
When I’m bored late at night… SCORE 178
Nyan Cat was here. SCORE 129
Steampunk pens. SCORE 263
The cone of happiness. SCORE 212
Happy New Year! SCORE 95
Why I love fluffy socks. SCORE 212
A baby pudú deer. SCORE 146
A derp for all seasons. SCORE 177
How it should’ve ended. SCORE 149
Some people you know were dropped on their heads as babies… SCORE 188
Survive a New Year! SCORE 155
Draw me like one of your French girls. SCORE 91
RIP 2012. SCORE 123
Electric Fly-Swatter SCORE -3
A gym called “Resolutions.” SCORE 225
Bunny Boo Boo Child SCORE -3
The new medical bracelet. SCORE 110
