i don’t even know what my voicemail greeting is right now SCORE 14
leaning tower of politeness SCORE 26
til death do us part SCORE 22
not a high success rate SCORE 24
realizing no one was listening was the hard part SCORE 33
like tears in the rain SCORE 2
the astley paradox SCORE 19
it’s the pup holder SCORE 31
worth the gas. would eat SCORE -3
his life will never be the same SCORE 26
you can’t just… pick them off SCORE 12
dreams are fun SCORE 28
i’m the devil and these are my eggs SCORE 17
putting your laundry away really opens the room up SCORE 24
how much emotional damage can one person really cause? SCORE 12
i’m such a good boy. and handsome, too! SCORE 14
enter my what now? SCORE 27
all natural SCORE 22
you’re just a normal person, jimmy SCORE 29
hello old friend, it’s been too long SCORE 23
at least the cat is using it, even if it’s not how intended SCORE 24
whatever it takes SCORE 16
have it their way SCORE 16
we make each other laugh SCORE 23
and shout out to the wolves for not eating them SCORE 38
therapy burn SCORE 28
and that’s probably a low estimate SCORE 9
one is never an option SCORE 10
the answer is whiskey SCORE 24
i put it on so i could fall asleep. i see this as an absolute win SCORE 17
the opposite of elon musk. too soon? SCORE 1
let the hate flow through you SCORE 21