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Introducing%2C+%26%238220%3BGrumpy+Turtle.%26%238221%3B
This+is+intelligence.
This is intelligence. SCORE 28
Squids+are+friends%2C+not+food%21
Squids are friends, not food! SCORE 13
Babies+still+good%26%238230%3B
Babies still good… SCORE 33
IN+EXCELSIS+DEEEEEEoOO
IN EXCELSIS DEEEEEEoOO SCORE 27
Pizza+gets+a+pass.
Pizza gets a pass. SCORE 25
Birds+with+hats.
Birds with hats. SCORE 27
Land+of+the+flavorless.
Land of the flavorless. SCORE 28
The+every-woman%2C+Leslie+Knope
The every-woman, Leslie Knope SCORE 33
When+Bunnicula+attacks%26%238230%3B
When Bunnicula attacks… SCORE 26
Snail+compatibility+is+cute.
Snail compatibility is cute. SCORE 28
Wayne+and+Sal.+One+of+the+first+gay+couples+to+adopt+a+girl.
Wayne and Sal. One of the first gay couples to adopt a girl. SCORE 30
It+belongs+in+a+zoo.
It belongs in a zoo. SCORE 27
Set+your+anxiety+to+350F+for+30+minutes%26%238230%3B
Set your anxiety to 350F for 30 minutes… SCORE 32
It%26%238217%3Bs+just+so+friggan+cute.
It’s just so friggan cute. SCORE 39
The+melons+have+gone+bad%26%238230%3B
The melons have gone bad… SCORE 16
It%26%238217%3Bs+probably+global+warming%2C+actually.
It’s probably global warming, actually. SCORE 22
I+know+she+does
I know she does SCORE 25
Grocery+store+is+sticking+to+straight+logic.
Grocery store is sticking to straight logic. SCORE 19
I+need+answers.+STAT+MEANS+NOW%21
I need answers. STAT MEANS NOW! SCORE 24
You+are+many.
You are many. SCORE 34
Climb+the+higher+education+ramp%21
Climb the higher education ramp! SCORE 36
Drive-in%26%238217%3Bs+were+cool%2C+%7E1951
Drive-in’s were cool, ~1951 SCORE 24
We+are+the+spice+of+life%26%238230%3B
We are the spice of life… SCORE 26
Get+dads+dogs%26%238230%3B
Get dads dogs… SCORE 28
Memories%26%238230%3B+sweet%2C+sweet+memories.
Memories… sweet, sweet memories. SCORE 29
It+sitz%26%238230%3B
It sitz… SCORE 24
I+think+I%26%238217%3Bm+onboard+with+this%26%238230%3B
I think I’m onboard with this… SCORE 39
Bill+Cosby+sat+across+from+him%26%238230%3B
Bill Cosby sat across from him… SCORE 20
You+used+to+hold+me+like+that%26%238230%3B
You used to hold me like that… SCORE 25
Gran+had+a+lot+of+charisma.
Gran had a lot of charisma. SCORE 30
Fruit+in+the+bowl+%E2%84%A2
Fruit in the bowl ™ SCORE 31
Phone+home+regularly.
Phone home regularly. SCORE 21
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the fuck did you just say to me? SCORE 38
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