live your life to impress yourself SCORE 48
clever girl SCORE 40
hopefully the job came with complimentary tissues SCORE 39
so true SCORE 37
i wonder what she was dreaming about SCORE 30
too late SCORE 38
it’s cursed for sure SCORE 50
i also laughed SCORE 56
heavy metal tree SCORE 45
dad joke level expert. waka waka waka! SCORE 45
important psa SCORE 44
there has never been a more perfect name for a group of animals SCORE 34
i can never find the words SCORE 45
they’re my favorite people, too SCORE 36
I did not choose these seats SCORE 39
he did it because he could SCORE 37
must pet the pet SCORE 37
i want bill gates to pay off my student loans SCORE 79
this is a really spicy take SCORE 46
i wonder why SCORE 39
reverse psychology on another level SCORE 37
oh wow SCORE 48
cats always come first SCORE 27
bad ass SCORE 38
there were no survivors SCORE 37
don’t act like this isn’t true SCORE 28
it’s called fashun SCORE 22
my brain does this everytime SCORE 36
you can pet bears, but you really shouldn’t SCORE 35
unprofessional or brilliant? SCORE 56
throw the damn ball SCORE 26
protect this baby elephant at all costs SCORE 50