Landlord Did Mention A Small Infestation SCORE 71
I kept my hotel key cards from my first year working for the airlines SCORE 54
Found this at a garage sale SCORE 57
Don’t talk around your phone or else you’ll insta-ntly get an ad SCORE 71
This is why you don’t park in the striped area in a handicap zone. SCORE 86
Someone is having a day… SCORE 69
He loves me? He loves me not. SCORE 61
Chromatic Typewriter SCORE 89
Aw, such innocence… SCORE 83
Tattoos are a chore. SCORE 94
Riddle me this SCORE 80
Costco believes recycling is trash SCORE 53
Overpopulation SCORE 92
They must’ve known I was coming SCORE 70
Dear Parents, Stop Getting In Your Kids Faces… SCORE 84
No thanks to you, Dumbledore SCORE 49
Entrances be crazy. SCORE 83
Battle of the Bugs SCORE 44
I think Elon is a believer… SCORE 60
Lap Pool SCORE 69
Sweatpants are life. SCORE 65
Her wireless hamster isn’t working SCORE 77
Rain, seen from a plane SCORE 88
Protesting homophobia SCORE 76
So distraught SCORE 77
Bear Jui Jitsu SCORE 51
Jesus would you look at the time SCORE 56
Met one of those guys from the math problems tonight. SCORE 62
Who would have guessed? SCORE 70
Why is he staring at me? SCORE 69
Lake Hillier, Australia SCORE 56
John Lennon was a savage SCORE 91
