The dollars must flow. SCORE 24
A Parmesan vending machine. Italy seems nice… SCORE 27
I are helpful SCORE 26
Bröther, just one sneck. SCORE 29
RIP In Peace, road warrior. SCORE 40
OK BUT AREA CODE NEXT TIME SCORE 25
aussie aussie aussie oye oye oye SCORE 17
Baby causes mom a c o n c e r n SCORE 32
Beware the sopa. SCORE 35
Covid-19 is ruining it for all SCORE 26
Ain’t that something. SCORE 26
quarantine bunnies or easter hostages? SCORE 26
My parents wouldn’t let me in… SCORE 33
Quarantine Day 439: Doctor has successfully performed a six-way full body reconstructive surgery. SCORE 24
Interesting… Interesting… SCORE 13
Do your part. SCORE 13
Guess I’ll die SCORE 20
The wind blows so consistently strong around Greenough, Western Australia, that unprotected trees grow horizontally. SCORE 26
Do not breath at the pupper. SCORE 33
Rio’s Christ the Redeemer statue was lit up to look like a doctor on Easter Sunday SCORE 46
People are losing it out there… SCORE 30
Landlords these days… SCORE 10
I someone reading The Never Ending Story? SCORE 22
This is a fun game. SCORE 26
This is medical advice everyone should know. SCORE 33
Carrying a tree into the house must be exhausting. SCORE 18
Money doesn’t grow on ATMs… SCORE 18
When your wife watches your press briefings. SCORE 28
Protect the birbs. SCORE 29
Sample Teachers Contract from the 1920’s before collective bargaining. SCORE 19
French Fry Queen is back at it. SCORE 39
This is all very sad, ok? Unprecedented even. Nobody could have seen this doing. SCORE 23