Can’t teach an old lady new friends. SCORE 77
Nothing like a good trot in the snow… SCORE 69
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 57
The things we do for each other… SCORE 83
The life of a book. SCORE 74
Protect a tree with the corpses of his dead friends SCORE 39
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
This breaks the cat. SCORE 68
A lobsters life for me! SCORE 43
The word of the puppo SCORE 55
Challenge accepted… SCORE 63
*smol crunches* SCORE 38
Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
Advanced Twitter SCORE 116
Welp. This is my life now. SCORE 39
This is advanced homelessness SCORE 39
I GUESS SCORE 45
This is what happens when you park in front of a fire hydrant. SCORE 79
James Fridman teaches students what a cool teacher should look like SCORE 106
Mama no. SCORE 52
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
+ cry. SCORE 118
Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 73
I’d rather not know.. SCORE 55
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
The Motel 6 will provide. SCORE 64
Easily the most underrated line. SCORE 47
Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 48
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
Exchanges with receipt only… SCORE 69