im buying a shirt SCORE 41
I’d buy the mayo SCORE 31
she pretended not to know them and took an uber home SCORE 35
he made his choice SCORE 42
I did not choose these seats SCORE 39
you learn something new everyday SCORE 45
5 days a week SCORE 45
i know the feeling well SCORE 31
bad ass SCORE 38
this is a really spicy take SCORE 46
anchors away! SCORE 22
teens with attitude SCORE 27
wrong place, wrong time SCORE 38
i hope so! SCORE 21
watermelon armor dog SCORE 23
this can’t be a real sign, can it? SCORE 49
freestyle acupuncture SCORE 36
i am this dog SCORE 20
he regrets going to the gym SCORE 32
there were no survivors SCORE 37
reverse psychology on another level SCORE 37
never stop trying, Ramen! SCORE 43
protect this baby elephant at all costs SCORE 50
is that not why we eat them? SCORE 31
my brain does this everytime SCORE 36
they really are gentle creatures SCORE 36
there has never been a more perfect name for a group of animals SCORE 34
but you both still like each other anyway SCORE 31
dad joke level expert. waka waka waka! SCORE 45
too late SCORE 38
googly eyes make everything better SCORE 43
dads always fall in love with the pet they claim not to want SCORE 19
