Every Morning SCORE 78
I see what you did there! SCORE 294
And it’d still be awful. SCORE 235
Nightmares are dreams too. SCORE 217
Babies. SCORE 110
Halloween costumes level dog SCORE 10
Go shave a bear SCORE 6
Yawning. SCORE 79
What is a government mandate? SCORE 296
Hey Batman! SCORE 17
What I say vs. What people seem to hear. SCORE 145
What love feels like. SCORE 126
Bath time makes us grumpy. SCORE 92
Wanna see my ear trick? SCORE 140
But there’s kitty in my kibble! SCORE 146
Anyone Else Remember This? SCORE 133
All aboard! SCORE 91
Hurricane Sandy doesn’t like taxis. SCORE 74
After I got contacts. SCORE 263
Trolling construction sites. SCORE 113
Why cats haven’t taken over the world yet. SCORE 186
Oh internet, you understand me. SCORE 93
We’ve made some upgrades to the Death Star. SCORE 117
Racist or hilarious? You decide. SCORE 57
Nail art. SCORE 143
Genius. SCORE 412
Om nom nom. SCORE 159
Scumbag pencil sharpener. SCORE 141
Welcome to the Dark Side. SCORE 105
That’s racist. Super racist. SCORE 73
You are what you eat. SCORE 120
Awkward… SCORE 2