american cheese is real cheese. it’s just more patriotic than other cheeses SCORE 10
I’d buy the mayo SCORE 31
this can’t be a real sign, can it? SCORE 49
the internet is not a real doctor… SCORE 70
is that not why we eat them? SCORE 31
he made his choice SCORE 42
teens with attitude SCORE 27
im buying a shirt SCORE 41
it’s okay to be vulnerable SCORE 60
googly eyes make everything better SCORE 43
she meant it, too SCORE 43
he regrets going to the gym SCORE 32
i know the feeling well SCORE 31
pebble and roll SCORE 65
it’s true SCORE 58
i am this dog SCORE 20
anchors away! SCORE 22
5 days a week SCORE 45
fond memories SCORE 43
but you both still like each other anyway SCORE 31
watermelon armor dog SCORE 23
Lana approves SCORE 76
wrong place, wrong time SCORE 38
priorities SCORE 63
she pretended not to know them and took an uber home SCORE 35
freestyle acupuncture SCORE 36
give this professor a raise SCORE 73
can we grade individually? SCORE 64
you’re never allowed to stop SCORE 54
i hope so! SCORE 21
they really are gentle creatures SCORE 36
maybe he’s not so bad after all? SCORE 50
