otherwise i’m falling asleep SCORE 12
i like bananas SCORE 9
what is this, pants? SCORE 23
i like you better with your legs still attached SCORE 11
must. hold. it. together SCORE 13
you see, the day i was born SCORE 10
be kind, peanut butt SCORE 15
everything beagle SCORE 1
merriam webster should sue! SCORE 15
exactly how i ordered it SCORE 19
it’s spicy, you wouldn’t like it SCORE 17
it’s perfect SCORE 21
a very small dog SCORE 15
we dare you SCORE 10
sleep makes no difference SCORE 29
future track star SCORE 16
onward, steed! SCORE 14
turtle magic ritual SCORE 15
mooooo SCORE 15
cramps SCORE 9
duck! SCORE 13
is this satire? SCORE 14
memorable first customer SCORE 17
a totally normal seat SCORE 11
what did you think was going to be in there? sugar? SCORE 13
rainbow road is a solid metaphor for life, honestly SCORE 15
yes they are SCORE 7
excuse me, this is America SCORE 13
don’t insult al capone SCORE 28
friday is perfect actually SCORE 25
accidental beauty SCORE 31
you are charcuterie SCORE 11