then anything smoked? What about any fiery loins? SCORE 29
thank you for sharing your taxi’s warmth with me SCORE 15
and you still end up blanking until 3am SCORE 35
i repeat, this is not a SCORE 8
this pun lacks drive SCORE 14
this is known as the “nope” tree SCORE 20
look, it’s not you, it’s me SCORE 22
for your next pet adoption… SCORE 40
wait, you’re supposed to assemble them? SCORE 12
i am become the haggard old SCORE 36
various subjects: “but you have heard of me” SCORE 23
dang, i got all excited for nothing SCORE 24
to isengard to isengard SCORE 12
they’re just missing that iconic “S” SCORE 27
we need to decriminalize onions SCORE 21
a shell of a guy SCORE 30
everything is just fine SCORE 19
i guess jesus christ wood SCORE 15
industrial size pockets for everyone! SCORE 21
*fingerguns towards a wall* SCORE 30
oh yeah, that thing SCORE 20
how do you do, younglings SCORE 14
these lifehacks need to stop SCORE 33
this professor rested their case SCORE 38
the most dangerous weapon of them all SCORE 22
honestly not a bad point SCORE 41
have a good one eh SCORE 17
but what about the genus of squirrel… SCORE 39
you’d think that’d be handy SCORE 19
at least he wasn’t a stickler SCORE 0
and yet i see clearer than ever before SCORE -1
she’s just trying to not let it go SCORE 14