A hamster in a hard hat, that is all. SCORE 91
Surface tension is awesome. SCORE 155
When I hear a mosquito in my room. SCORE 110
I’m not a procrastinator… SCORE 101
Stalker world problems. SCORE 258
Suicide is not the answer. SCORE 225
How normal people flirt vs. How I flirt. SCORE 238
Women are crazy, men are stupid. SCORE 180
Uncanny SCORE 150
The world’s smallest dog. SCORE 54
Heaven must be missing an angle… SCORE 185
Darth Vader is Luke’s Father!? SCORE 5
Worse than the friendzone. SCORE 122
Oh stop it, you… SCORE 63
How I feel about senior discounts. SCORE 89
Truth and lies. SCORE 142
My favorite activity. SCORE 151
Leprechauns are smart. SCORE 157
Om nom… Wait… SCORE 60
Julie and the deathly surgeon. SCORE 79
Potter Puppy. SCORE 154
Take more pictures… SCORE 91
Perks of being an English major SCORE 176
If robbers ever broke into my house… SCORE 254
Like a boss. SCORE 288
From the hippos’ perspective. SCORE 235
Cats are jerks. SCORE 127
Highly suspicious. SCORE 190
As a straight man, I feel relieved. SCORE 126
Sharing a tiny bed in college with my girlfriend. SCORE 104
Substitute teachers. SCORE 209
GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!! SCORE -5